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Monday, April 21, 2008

The War on Fun (and ornamental balls)

Steers_4 The balls on this guy!

Maryland Del. LeRoy E. Myers Jr. has a bill before the General Assembly to ban the oversized plastic testicles that truckers dangle from the trailer hitches of their pickups.

This a fairly common sight in Alberta.

So what’s next? A ban on gun racks...empty gun racks?

This sounds like another volley in the war on fun, which brings me to our special Western Standard offer. Every donation over $20 made this week to the Western Standard will come with a free copy of Ezra Levant's book The War on Fun.

Thanks in advance for your support.

H/T to Reason magazine

Posted by Matthew Johnston on April 21, 2008 | Permalink

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These articles are common in Alberta. They are sized way out of proportion, as are most of the trucks they are attached to. They are very popular with shorter guys who drive Dodges with lift kits.

Should they be illegal? Of course not.

The main disadvantage of hanging them on your truck is they may create expectations in potential girlfriends that would be hard to fulfill.

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-21 9:39:18 PM


Please don't laugh at me, but don't human testicles lie on their sides? A bull's testicles look like an egg standing on end. A man's look like an egg lying on its side. These are bull testicles. They're everywhere in this neck of the woods.

I hope I haven't somehow revealed some sort of personal oddity.

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-21 9:47:42 PM


WoW! Those Albertans sure are into gay icons! Girlfriends don't care for big cajones--it is for other guys!!! LOL! I wonder if Harper and Bush are sharing a room right now? Hmm. Explains the pointy boots and flaming macho Albertan mentality! LOL! Who'd a guessed? So, DP is here looking for a date, describing his nuts! Man, these Albertans are queer folk!

Posted by: ROGER | 2008-04-21 10:19:19 PM


"So what’s next? A ban on gun racks...empty gun racks?"

You might not have long to wait, I heard your usual "concerned" dipshit liberal mp on Calgary radio today proposing that if you are found with a firearm in your vechicle, that the vehicle be confiscated and the owner fined.

And these a**holes wonder why their seat count goes down instead of up each election.

Posted by: deepblue | 2008-04-21 10:37:48 PM


ROGER,

What are you more jealous of, The fact Albertans have real nuts, or unlike a loser like you they can actually afford a truck to hang them off of?

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Posted by: deepblue | 2008-04-21 10:46:45 PM


LOL

"Girlfriends don't care for big cajones--it is for other guys!!! LOL!"

Roger's girlfriend likes the smoothies. LOL. A real rug doctor. Spends way too much time at the fishmarket. LOL LOL. The neighbours love her. Always volunteers to mow the grass on her street. LOL LOL LOL.

Someone is sending out emails revealing roger's true identity. Can't say I'm really interested. Don't really want updates in my mailbox, thank you.

Roger's girlfriends armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-21 10:57:05 PM


In all seriousness, what girl doesn't like big cojones? Oh yeah, one who's trying to make roger feel adequate. LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-21 11:00:56 PM


You know, Mr. LOL! posting here, adds nothing whatsoever to this blog. As a matter of fact, it degrades it, sends the discussion sideways every time.

Posted by: Sounder | 2008-04-22 7:26:29 AM


LOL! Alberta arm of the Republican Log Cabin!!! LOL!!!!

Posted by: ROGER | 2008-04-22 8:05:07 AM


ROGER=LOL=LOSER ON LINE.

Posted by: deepblue | 2008-04-22 8:28:15 AM


LOL! I own this blog. I am the greatest! LOL!!!!!

Posted by: ROGER | 2008-04-22 8:30:27 AM


LOL

Penis envy is a terrible thing. No matter how many girls roger violates, she'll never write her name in the snow. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-22 8:37:28 AM


LOL! DP... D...P.... dp got her name from her porno routine! LOL! Yeah, she is a Harper sheep who does porn! Sad but true. She loves Harper's in-out rip off of taxpayers! Porno stars are now invading rightwing chat rooms! LOL!!!!

Posted by: ROGER | 2008-04-22 8:41:10 AM


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

You ARE the greatest. Not even I can figure that one out. Which routine is that? Splain.

LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-22 8:46:00 AM


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Roger (lesbian on line) is a sheep expert. Her picture on facebook is very lamb-like. A wolf in sheep's clothing. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.

Too bad about the spring snowstorm. Roger won't be mowing the neighbours' grass for a little while.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-22 8:56:29 AM


I must repeat this advice.
Don't argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience

Posted by: orvict | 2008-04-22 11:33:08 AM


orvict - how right you are.

Yes, there is no end to these political crusaders determined to ban everything and anything, one thing at a time. As long as the public remains complacent, they will continue to succeed.

I have seen a lot of vehicle ornaments I considered in poor taste but the owner of the vehicle should have the right to choose not some control zealot.

Posted by: Alain | 2008-04-22 12:29:17 PM


My wife pointed something out last night. These guys ripping around in their ginomobiles and Hemi-powered bionic phalli are almost always driving around ALONE.

Have a look next time, and see if she's right or not.

Posted by: Pattern Recognition | 2008-04-22 3:19:41 PM


PR--your wife is hopeful she has a chance to get into their trucks and going for a ride! She is checking them out closely! She even told you! Wow! Open marriage huh. LOL!

Posted by: ROGER | 2008-04-22 3:30:14 PM


Don't forget Roger, that invitation still stands for a face to face conversation anytime anywhere.

Posted by: Pattern Recognition | 2008-04-22 3:33:48 PM


PR

I've only seen a few of these things, and all were on farm trucks. Of course Alberta farm trucks are a bit different than those elsewhere.

It's a bit hard to get a good count of these, because I fear roger's girlfriend's vagina has been swallowing up many of these vehicles. With the recent snowstorm she's devised an elaborate trick. She disguises her vagina as a snow-free zone, and many have been tricked into parking there. LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-22 3:40:59 PM


PR

I've only seen a few of these things, and all were on farm trucks. Of course Alberta farm trucks are a bit different than those elsewhere.

It's a bit hard to get a good count of these, because I fear roger's girlfriend's vagina has been swallowing up many of these vehicles. With the recent snowstorm she's devised an elaborate trick. She disguises her vagina as a snow-free zone, and many have been tricked into parking there. LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted by: dp | 2008-04-22 3:41:33 PM


dp, dp snap out of it. dp?

Posted by: orvict | 2008-04-22 7:55:32 PM


Ovict, I reduce idiots here to their true selves! LOL!

Posted by: ROGER | 2008-04-22 8:03:11 PM



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