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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Hippie Wisdom

Meet Fenris:

I looked down at the ground in shame at the disgusting greed of taxpayers who refuse to give more money more often to give the deserving poor like Inyrtyy the opportunity to become concert pianists or stockbrokers.

The crying was interrupted by Inyrtyy putting up his hand.  I am hungry, he said.  Cywbyll then bared her breast and Inyrtyy began to suckle. I kept my eyes averted yet also watched so as to not offend the feminists by neither staring at the breast feeding nor not staring at the breast feeding as a rejection of a woman’s right to suckle in public at any time, place, with the exception of offending Muslim religious sensibilities.

I nibbled on a muffin listening to the loud slurping of Inyrtyy and the soft weeping of his team of care givers.  For her part, Cywbyll sat stoicly, her face flushed, her lips reddened with anger at racism, panting in a slowly increasing tempo.

Posted by Darcey on December 19, 2006 in Humour | Permalink


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Beautiful. Written as it happened, I am sure.

Posted by: BDT | 2006-12-19 8:04:36 PM

Your kidding right?

Posted by: peterS | 2006-12-19 11:44:46 PM

I'm a long-time fan of Fenris, truly a 21st century satirist, cutting and stabbing, viciously funny, dripping venomous wisdom. Live long and prosper, Fenris.

Posted by: anon | 2006-12-20 6:10:32 AM

you out did yourself Ferris, that was delicious

Posted by: Honey Pot | 2006-12-20 6:23:36 AM


I cannot help but notice, that when you are in agreement with something, that you sign like you just have, but when you are oppossed, you invent a new name, like you did on the other post, when you called yourself, Judy Moody.

You remind me of that spam garbage that inundates Email, until you turn it off!

Posted by: Lady | 2006-12-20 11:32:24 PM

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