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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Pay Me In Singles

I got this message on my blackberry this afternoon

"FEDERAL JUDGE RULES AMERICAN PAPER MONEY IS UNFAIR TO BLIND PEOPLE"

Thankfully the judge wouldn't tell anyone how to fix the problem, but he told them to start working on the problem within 10 days.

You know what else is unfair to blind people? Being blind...

Money in its present form is also unfair to the following;

  1. Quadraplegics
  2. Amputees
  3. People who can't count
  4. Lazy people
  5. Intellectually challenged people
  6. Psychlogically challenged people
  7. Poor people
  8. People who can't read English
  9. Atheists
  10. Muslims
  11. Foreign Tourists
  12. etc...

So until somebody tells me how to accomodate all those people, I will spend my American greenbacks in shame.

Posted by Mike The Greek on November 28, 2006 | Permalink

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Cool. Thanks for that info, Karol. And now, for this thread, this is Vitruvius signing off. Over and out.

Posted by: Vitruvius | 2006-11-30 11:06:44 PM


Perhaps the judge should have done some research. The attached link was revealed after a 2 minute web search.

http://www.maxiaids.com/store/prodView.asp?idstore=1&idproduct=2855

Handing out one of these to all those afflicted would cost less than changing over our money to a different standard yet again.

Posted by: shantyman | 2006-12-14 8:42:06 AM



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