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Friday, August 25, 2006
Those darned Jooos are at it again!
In what has become a classic maneuver for the evil Zionist cabal behind historic injustices such as the Crucifixion of Christ, the violent oppression of the Palestinians, and the rise in popularity of the bagel over Wonder Bread, the filthy Jooos controlling the universe have succeeded in once again, marginalizing an entire race -- Plutonians.
A pernicious group of imperialistic Astronomers (probably Jooos) unanimously decided to deny innocent Plutonians their right to status as a planet of the solar system because...
Pluto failed to dominate its orbit around the Sun in the same way as the other planets.
...so in typical punitive form, the Zionists voted to demote Plutonians for their lack of conformity to the forces of evil and henceforth, Pluto will be referred to as The Plutonian Authority.
The United Nations has issued a statement condemning the action and declaring that 'temporary' refugees camps, for displaced Plutonians, will be set up while they investigate the Astronomers for human rights violations.
The Plutonian leader -- a rapidly decomposing Yasser Arafat -- was reached at his summer home under Bill Clinton's desk, and was quoted as saying...
Those filthy Zionist pigs seek to exterminate us and seize our territory! Even in death I cannot escape their meddling. We will wage war on all fronts to force back the Zionist oppressors. Could someone please pass the Altoids?
When asked to comment on whether America supported the stance of the Jooo Astronomers, President George W. Bush indicated he was unsure whether the solar system even had other planets, but that Pluto was a funny yellow dog in Mickey Mouse cartoons. Otherwise, he referred all questions to his Zionist puppet masters.
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Posted by: Honey Pot | 2006-08-25 8:05:11 AM
I like it, because it captures the tone of many Middle Eastern blogs ... you know those ones that are run by the people who actually live there and not the utopian pundits from the west.
It's the jooooooooos.
Posted by: Set you free | 2006-08-25 8:44:29 AM
So ... if Disney's Pluto is a dog ...
what the hell is Goofy?
Posted by: Duke | 2006-08-25 9:15:43 AM
Why can't you people see that Isreal is to blame. Their extreamist attitudes have lead to 60 years of opretion in the middle east. All because of their so called right to a Jewish homeland. That doesnt mean you can invade other nations and treat palistinian civilians like dogs. And now the F*ing jews are running adds on Canadian TV about "the humanitarian crisis in Isreal". Crisis in Isreal?? Crisis in Lebanon!! F*ing Jews!
Posted by: Ian Stones | 2006-08-25 10:28:29 AM
Goofy is, in comparison to terrorist sympathizers like Stones, a genius!
Posted by: Lady | 2006-08-25 11:01:49 AM
Ian posted in this blog
About Jews, tsk tsk tsk!
Wasn't he a silly soul
His big fat *
(Please use more *s Ian, it improves your spelling.)
Posted by: greenmamba | 2006-08-25 11:24:34 AM
Ian Stones, Israel is to blame for casting Pluto out of the solar system?
For your information, dogs are Palestinian civilians just as much as Arabs are. And just a productive too.
Well at least dogs didn't take a dump in the Church of the Nativity.
Posted by: Speller | 2006-08-25 11:24:45 AM
I don't believe that there will be any dogs as pets around the world, should the islamofacists have their way with the world.
The more I read about them, the more I appreciate dogs.
And, if history repeats itself, as was done in Afghanistan, in relation to the Budhist statues, there won't be a "Church of the Nativity", if the islamofacists have their way with it.
Mind you, the temple mount is the holiest place on earth, to the jewish people, and they will not permit Jews or Christains access for prayer. Well, not unless they convert to their religion first!
So, where ever they get control, they will not be permitting anyone else access for prayer, that is for certain. You can already attest that from the scads of locations where no other religious texts are permitted, whatsoever! Well, except for their own texts and biased garbage, that echoes stone's verbal diarhea!
According to the islamofacists, Israel is oppressive. If that be the case, then perhaps all of them, who believe that, should park their buttocks as far away from anything remotely related to what they refer to as Zion, as possible.
Stay out of the solar system!
Maybe he forgot to spell "opretion" in the manner to which he would like to become accustomed. Next time, maybe he will add the "h" in there, and lift his little pinky up, and dance a Trudeauian piroette!
That being said, they would then be housed in locations, where their own have the lowest living standards of the world. In Israel, their same kind live higher than in those other places they refer to as free of Zionists.
Maybe, oppression according to them, is getting a job, whereas freedom is chasing a few goats around sand dunes?
Makes me wonder just how much economic welfare, the Hisbollah refugees got, when they got their free ride back to Canada?
Posted by: Lady | 2006-08-25 1:02:03 PM
The cost of the rescue is one thing,but more concerning is how many of the Hezbollah families and sympathizers we brought here. Some damned deal to rescue the families and supporters of the very people who are responsible for ravaging two countries.
It looks like Canada will continue to be a safe refuge for terrorists of all stripes. At this point they are popping up on a regular basis. If it isn't Islamic wackos it's Tamils. It's a case of let's hope we get them before they get us.
Of course we have any number of naturalized Canadians who are haters of the Jews but while they are spouting hatred they can rest assured no Jewish organization will be terrorizing and bombing innocent people here or anywhere else. They, like us, are a modern, civilized people who respect human life.
Posted by: Liz J | 2006-08-25 3:40:06 PM
Loner, rebel, outsider. The solar system just won't be the same without you.
Posted by: dipoldisorder | 2006-08-25 4:14:07 PM
And there is one single word that reflects them in their entirety.
Unfortunately, it cannot be spoken, without being crass at best. It's a four letter word, starts with "c" and ends with "ts". And I do mean the word, in the archaeic form.
Posted by: Lady | 2006-08-25 7:32:36 PM
This is good comic releif. The only problem is there may be those who are brain dead to believe this.
Posted by: HM | 2006-08-28 10:04:19 AM
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