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Friday, May 19, 2006

I Spoke too Soon

Apparently, President Nutjob's letter to Benedict was a chain letter!

Dear Friends,
My name is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
In June of 2005, in a free and democratic and inclusive election, I was elected President of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Though I have spoken only the truth about the great lie that was "the Holocaust," the whore of Zion Great Satan has tried, unjustly, to silence me. Though Allah wished for the Islamic Republic of Iran to prosper, the Great and Mini Satans (the United States and Israel, respectively), had other plans. They did not wish for Iran's peaceful nuclear program to grow, creating fear where there should only be acceptance. They used every bit of Jew-power at their disposal to stop me, whipping up hysteria around the globe through the controlled-entirely-by-Jews media. I felt defeated, and ready to give up.
Then, in January of 2006, I received a chain letter, telling me how I could develop as much enriched uranium as I wanted, whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical, and tossed the letter aside. But one dark night, sinking into the depths of despair, it came to me. Why not give the letter a try? Three months later, I had my enriched -- only to be used for peaceful purposes -- uranium.
So, I propose to you, that if you believe you deserve that lucky break, in spite of what those whores of Zion and Zionist dogs in Washington say, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,

Cross-posted at Wonkitties.

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Posted by: Winston | 2006-05-19 1:56:15 PM

go, karol, go.

go, karol, go.

Keep yourself busy here.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-20 1:54:11 AM


I have a friend I've known since high school.

He guy ended up marrying one of my childhood friends, the daughter of my sister's godfather.

Over the years, my friend worked extemely hard at his day job as a teaches while purusing a Ph. D. in educational psychology ... I think.

I supported him and often told him I'm not sure I had it in me to have gone through what he did to try and achieve what he did.

Yet, an interesing change came over him over the years.

It was if his ultimate success in achieving a goal few people can achieve gave him ... well, for want of a better concept ... a moral authority over others' lives.

I knew his buttons well and I would push often when he became a bit too pompous about his his accomplishment defined how his accomplishment should be treated.

“Yeah, Doug,'' I'd say. “It's pretty easy to fool yourself into thinking people believe the BS you're spouting when your audience is a bunch of kids whose futures depend of asking ‘how high' when you tell them to jump.

“Too bad,'' I'd continue teasing. ‘You don't have the same power over other adults.''

He would go ballistic, of course, as he realized his idealism and the reality of those around him did not match.

I never questioned his expertise in his chosen field.

I just questioned how this expertise was in any way suprerior or how it made him superior in even one other topic.

I say the same to you.

Congratulations on your accomplishments, but chances are I can skate circles around you an any other topic.

Not meaning to sound boastful, but for some reason I have been given a gift of great insight into how human beings react in different situations.

People are only the sum of their choices and once their cloaks of pretention and defences are shredded, they all stand naked before me ... without the protection of their cloaks and defences.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-20 9:50:54 AM


Thanks for coming through with year clear demonstration of the first stage of denial.

You now stand naked before me and I can predict with certain clarity on how you will act next.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-20 11:09:45 AM


In the same way, do not underestimate my abilities based on the fact I have not earned a Piled Higher and Deeper.

My power stems from a sincere and ceaseless search for the truth.

Keep up the good work and more important, just try to keep up.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-20 1:18:39 PM

Not being as good at 'reading' others, I am having difficulty discerning exactly what kind of conman you are. Enlighten, please.

Posted by: lwestin | 2006-05-20 10:53:02 PM


A friend of mine, an Arab Christian who now resides in Pennyslvania, just emailed me.

In the email, he likened the plight of the Palestinian Christian in the Arab/Israeli struggle to the Polish people who were forgotten in the tug-of-war between the Nazis and the Communists.

From your perspective, Poland being a Christian country, is there some truth in his statement ... at least on being caught in a cross-fire between the Nazis and Communists.

I'm sure he would not be making a statment like this lightly but put it in a context that Christians are suffering in a struggle between two antichist nations.

It's a bit too much for my mind to get around at this time and he has no knowledge of your existence, so I'd be interested in your take on this comparison.

On the surface, it does seem to scratch at the surface of the combatants. Much as Communism and National Socialism were two sides of the same coin, could it be that Israel and the Muslmis are fundamentally not that different? It's an interesting question that shoots right into the philosophical plane.

My mother, who lived in Minsk Belarus during WWI spoke of the competing armies marching through her city during but never articulated in the powerfully stunning terms my friend did just moments ago.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-21 5:14:53 PM


In a way, I share your sentiments.

There's something about Jim Travers, every time I see him on TV, that challenges my gag reflex.

Now, I try to not be prejudiced – I readily admit I start out by hating everybody equally.

I'm sure he's a fine son and father, I seriously have no idea why he turns my stomach.

But I don't spend much time worrying about it. Whenever he's on Don Newman's show, I just switch over the Mike Duffy.

It's much better for my peace of mind that way.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-22 9:34:06 AM

karol and syf,

Please, please, stop this infantile debate (or whatever it is).

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-22 7:44:33 PM


As George Orwell pointed out in Animal Farm ... ignorance is bliss.

Must be a pretty blissful day at the Johan i Kanada homestead.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-22 11:10:14 PM

syf and karol,
Why don't you exchange phone numbers? Then you could chat without disturbing the rest of us.

"This game is OURS!"

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-22 11:24:39 PM

Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah ... nyah nyah.

No, it's not (hold my feet and stomp my breath).

I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.

Just curious, Johan.

Why do you go on a blog and then not want to go with the flow?

What is it, really, that you're afraid of?

Can't be a fear of being ridiculed, since you've already done that.

Is it a fear of being found out as a poseur? Perhaps.

Tell us, Johan, what issue weight heaviest on your heart.

What is keeping you away from inner peace?

Your unhappiness is quite transparent. Could you share it with us?

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 1:21:16 AM


Of which game do you speak?

The one where you control the rules.

Sound much too rigid for me.

BTW, do you perform beheadings?

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 1:36:40 AM


I'm interested in many topics and debates. But not in mega-byte consuming one-on-one's between two less than stellar analysts.

"This game is OURS!"

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-23 8:23:43 AM

I object to your sarcasm re Paul Martian . Without such an incompetent idiot at the controls , we would never nave gotten rid of these reptiles . Dumbed down and brainwashed Canuckistanians can only react when the most blatant examples of corruption are on display. Thankfully the corruption was so staggering that said brainwashees , had to boot the bas====s out .

Posted by: daveh | 2006-05-23 8:45:41 AM


Veer iss yorr dokuments?

In the interests of exposing potential conflict, are you related to Jim Travers?

Or is there another reason for the cybespace ants in your pants approach to dialogue?

Trouble with Iamamadhihadists using the word Zionist? Check back, it was he who used the word?

I dunno. I've been trying to get a straight answer out of you and all you do is dance like a Liberal politician. Therefore, I must assume your sympathies lie with Liberal lies and deceptions.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 9:30:35 AM


Do you have an opinion on anything?

What are your thoughts, say, on whether Islam can ever be reformed?

What constitues a true Jew ... the Zionist movement that convinced the United Nations it was entitled to a homeland ... or the Jews who accepted Christanity?

Is Kyoto just a bunch of hot air?

How will Toronto react once it realizes its media attack dogs cannot impose its values on the rest of Canada? Are we seeing the first signs of desparation?

Are the Oilers going to sweep the Duck?

If you don't believe they will, they you will confirm my suspicions that you have communist leanings.

Why is that, you ask? Because the Oilers represent the guys who freeze their butts off getting heating oil for sissies like you, so they can sit in the comfortable living rooms and dispense their superior attitude onto the rest of us peons and unworthy ones.

C'mon out and fight like a man.

Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 9:42:51 AM


It certainly seems you are not one of those Edmontoilers who are working so hard for the rest of us. Unless you count your rambling posts here as "work". Either way, there's absolutely no oil coming out of your keyboard.

One opinion: Tiresome egocentrics should stay away from the blogosphere.

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-23 10:50:41 AM


Still waiting to hear what you stand for, if you stand for anything and what makes you think you have the right to police free speech.

I can sense how frightened you are with your inability to pick up and run with the intellectual pace.

That's OK. Even the most ignorant among us have something to contribute.

Given that I'm about as ignorant as anybody can get, I'm glad to be able contribute a lot.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 10:58:04 AM


"Given that [you are] about as ignorant as anybody can get" (in your own words), I suppose we no longer need to bother reading your posts.

Even better, perhaps you can take a break for a while? How about a year or two?

/"This is OUR game!"

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-23 3:19:14 PM


Are you suggesting Johan is part of McGuinty's crew?

It sounds like I'm making great progress in making the world a better place by getting Johan pissed off.

I think his time would be better spent figuring out why he's so pissed off ... I"ve tried and tried again to find out, but all I get back is anger.

Sounds like something that was said was so close to the truth about him, he now fears we may accidentally expose it again. What do you think?

Psssst, Johan ... we know where you live. And, we have ways of making you talk.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 3:56:31 PM


It won't work.

Btw, to suggest I would somehow be associated with McGuinty just shows us that you are indeed "about as ignorant as anybody can get".

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-23 4:10:44 PM

Johan and his ilk:

Finally, signs of life from this cavedweller who fears to share his ideas.

What came first ... creation or evolution?

Without creation, is evolution even possible?

C'mon smarty pants. Let's see what you've got other than cheap shots.

We'd like to see even a sliver of intelligent thought.

I laugh at your attempt to pick up my weapon and beat me with it.

I admit I am ignorant and that's the reason I ask questions.

You, Mr. Know It All, have all the answers and all you offer is put-downs.

Let's put it to a vote.

Who stays silent for 24 hours ... Johan or Set you free?

My vote doesn't count.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 4:23:53 PM


It's now OK for you to continue posting.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 7:52:38 PM

As I recommended earlier, it would be a blessing of you and kk could connect over the phone, so that didn't have to chat here at WS.

Such silence (here) would truly be golden.

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-23 10:01:40 PM


Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-23 10:40:31 PM

Good Night.

Posted by: Johan i Kanada | 2006-05-23 10:47:22 PM


I'm completely lost on the internal Ontario politicking. I tried to follow the dots by opening up links in your last post directed to me, but could not comprehend any of it.

Back to my analogy of May 21.

Poland was caught in the middle of a war between two Antichrist powers, the National Socialists to the west and the Commies to the east.

Fortunately, the Polish survived to tell about it.

Earlier today on BBC World News, a reporter went into Jerusalem and, backed by pictures of temples suggesting a religious conflict, described the Middle East in terms of Jew vs Muslim.

The Palestinian Christian, the descendants of those Jews other tribes and nations who followed Jesus, a Jew born in what is now known as Palestine, apparently do not exist in the BBC world.

Yet, they do exist. But will they continue to exist for long?

So, since you are of Polish ancestry, I thought it might be worthwhile seeing if you had any sense of empathy when comparing the situations.

The Poles were caught between Godless totalitarians.

The Palestinian Christians and their plight are somehow ignored while Antichrist forces battle it out right over their heads and in their neighbourhoods.

Seems like, at least on that level, history is repeating.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-25 12:27:52 AM


OK, so there's some sort of morality play in Ontario politics that you're fascinated with. At least you're not out molesting women and innocent children.

Here's another way of looking at my question about the Middle East conflict.

I don't know this for a fact, but I'll take a wild guess that during WWII, most of the attention was placed on the tug-of-war between the National Socialists and the Commies. Not much attention was paid to the Polish citizenry ... and much less to its miltary, whose horses were quickly run over by HItler's tanks.

OK, now keep in mind which parties were getting all the attention ... the Nazis and Red Army ... both Antichrist forces.

Now, take the time machine to the present and who's getting the attention and how is the conflict being portrayed?

Well, it's a religious war between the Jewish and Muslim forces, with nary a mention of the innocent Palestinian Christians, who must uphold a 2000 year reality while a couple of Antichrist forces fight for power on earth.

As I say, portrayed by media such as the BBC World News report I saw yesterday afternoon.

The cameras showed Jewish and Muslim temples with absolutely no mention of the followers of the Prince of Peace, who 2000 years ago warned that the way of violence could only lead to tragedy ... as it did in 70 AD.

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-25 7:44:04 AM


I'm not suggesting the followers can bring a solution.

I'm saying they are being ignored in the mythology being created by the MSM. All reports from the ME are framed as a religious struggle between Jews and Muslims ... as if the opinions and viewpoints of a peoples who have lived there for 2000 years do not matter.

Once again, Jesus was born a Jew in what in now called Palestine and the main body of his following carried the torch there for at least the first couple hundred years. Why are they being silenced?

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-25 9:30:51 AM

Definitely on my summer reading list!

Posted by: lwestin | 2006-05-25 11:59:22 AM

Me three!

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-25 3:38:45 PM


I know the Antichrists are getting set to celebrate 666 day.

My No. 1 son brought it to my attention on Thursday.

On the other point ... yes, absolutely correct: Muhammad did call Jews and Christians Children of the Book.

Which begs the question ...what book do you figure the jihadists are reading?

And what history books are the MSM reading when they continually ignore the existence of Christians in Palestine for the past 2000 years?

Posted by: Set you free | 2006-05-25 3:44:14 PM

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