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Monday, February 27, 2006
Ha Ha Ha America
This is hilarious, I LOL'd throughout the whole thing. I've forgotten most of my high school Mandarin, but thankfully can still string together:
"Wo shi Jianada ren, Wo ai Zhangwao(sp?)"
Posted by CharLeBois on February 27, 2006 in Film | Permalink
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That the way the donkey fart...hahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Andrew | 2006-02-27 10:55:09 PM
If the Chinese think Bush is a terrible President, and a hillbilly at that, maybe we all need to rethink this thing.
Maybe the 'progressives' have been right all along.
That movie converted me.
I, for one, welcome our new disproportionate foam hand producing masters.
Posted by: Dishwasher | 2006-02-27 11:45:47 PM
I'm still trying to contain my ejaculate. LOL!
That film was a riot!
Posted by: Prometheus | 2006-02-27 11:50:00 PM
WOW! Just substitute Canada into that formula. I can't say I'm laughing, quite sickened actually. That could be due to the dizzying pace of flashing subliminal images , enough to bring on an epeleptic siezure.
Posted by: Cheri | 2006-02-28 12:10:56 AM
Yep, China sure is pullin' America's pipe... damn glad I live in Alberta where the money comes out of the ground as opposed to having to make something like in the east. Anyone know where I can buy one of those black checkered tablecloths the arab oil barons wear on their domes?
Posted by: Big Makk | 2006-02-28 12:12:51 AM
Makk, maybe you should look for one with red dragons instead?
From Google: CTV.ca | China buys Canadian oil company for $5 billion(http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20050822/china_PetroKazakhstan_20050822?s_name=&no_ads=)
CanWest Petroleum Corporation - Home Page - Sun Jan 29, 2006CanWest Petroleum Corporation is a unique oil and gas company with exposure to ... CALGARY -- China is looking for deals of any kind or size in Canada's oil ...
(http://www.canwestpetroleum.com/s/Home.asp)
Canada shipbuilding in Shanghai
by Judi McLeod, Canadafreepress.com
Monday, May 16, 2005
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2005/cover051605.htm
Posted by: Cheri | 2006-02-28 12:57:56 AM
Sad. Just sad.
I guess this is the Scylla and Charybdis of our time. Either get blown up by the Islamofascists or eaten alive by the ChiComs.
Just hope they do not start breeding.
IslaMao anyone?
The way big Donkey fart as flying camel drip oil on China, with America left sucking magic carpet on Buddha island.
Just pulling your ham.
Posted by: Dishwasher | 2006-02-28 2:38:55 AM
Speaking of Canada.. Is this not too typical of our civil an public services ate the Federal, Provincial, municipal levels..
OTTAWA -- Federal Justice Department employees have played fast and loose with travel and hospitality rules and cost taxpayers a bundle, an internal audit reveals. The report, completed in March 2005 but just released publicly on the department's website last week, uncovered sweeping problems, including shoddy documentation, mixing personal and business trips on the public dime, and flying business class instead of economy in violation of the rules. Weak control measures have left the department vulnerable to unauthorized spending, non-compliance to the rules, unjustified or fraudulent claims and excessive expenses, the report found. Citing a number of "gaps and weaknesses" in the department, the report blames some breaches on ignorance. But other violations stem from a blatant disregard for federal policy or deliberate abuse of the rules, the audit said.
Imagine this the Justice department now, Justice!! is perverted too.
http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Canada/2006/02/28/1466201-sun.html
Posted by: Dave | 2006-02-28 4:33:50 AM
Albertan Premier as usual denies seniors neglected. Alberta Premier Ralph Klein is rejecting claims the province is neglecting seniors after yet another elderly person died in a nursing home. Ralph do serioulsy give up the alcohol and start to realy care about the Albertan citizensnow!
Liberal Leader Kevin Taft accused the Tories of stonewalling and delaying action on seniors and said the $36 million the province put into seniors' care is less than it provides to Alberta horse racing venues.
Posted by: Coleen | 2006-02-28 4:40:14 AM
Opposition MLAs claim Ralph Klein is playing a 'shell game' with surplus
Ralph Klein is playing a "shell game" with Albertans when he claims to be pumping $1.3 billion into the Heritage Savings Trust Fund, say Opposition MLAs. While the Tory government is injecting $1.3 billion into the fund, it is taking out $1.2 billion at the same time to spend on programs and services, according to yesterday's third-quarter fiscal update.
Once a liar alway s a liar, right Ralph?
Posted by: Taft | 2006-02-28 4:42:30 AM
To the honourable V Toews, Government of Canada, Justice Minister [email protected]
To the honourable Stockwell Day, Government of Canada, Federal Security Minister [email protected]
Is this not too typical of our civil and public services at the Federal, Provincial, municipal levels.
OTTAWA -- Federal Justice Department employees have played fast and loose with travel and hospitality rules and cost taxpayers a bundle, an internal audit reveals. The report, completed in March 2005 but just released publicly on the department's website last week, uncovered sweeping problems, including shoddy documentation, mixing personal and business trips on the public dime, and flying business class instead of economy in violation of the rules. Weak control measures have left the department vulnerable to unauthorized spending, non-compliance to the rules, unjustified or fraudulent claims and excessive expenses, the report found. Citing a number of "gaps and weaknesses" in the department, the report blames some breaches on ignorance. But other violations stem from a blatant disregard for federal policy or deliberate abuse of the rules, the audit said.
Imagine this the Justice department now, Justice!! is perverted too.
Posted by: Citizen Justice | 2006-02-28 4:54:13 AM
Charity begins at home -Harper Tories back tougher sentencing. So do start with the civil and public servants and do give them the Harper Tories tougher sentencing firstly. Justice Minister Vic Toews believes in mandatory minimum sentences.
Posted by: Coleen | 2006-02-28 4:55:26 AM
Marshall Rothstein, the first Canadian high court candidate in history to face questions from a committee of MPs, the judge politely dodged a series of loaded questions about the federal gun registry, the controversial security certificates used to deport terrorist suspects from Canada, the nature and limits of free speech and the mechanics of federal-provincial relations.
Posted by: Guilty | 2006-02-28 5:01:57 AM
That was a riot. Aside from blaming it all on the bushitlerhalliburtonchimpyshrubs it's a good warning about our unsustainable labour costs, lack of productivity (which is lower than the USA) and China's predatory currency manipulation. We need to get taxes down and productivity up.
An interesting fact left out is that due to China's one child policy, there's way more boys than girls (who get aborted more often.) What do we know happens in places that have large numbers of single men with no marriage prospects? War. China will have 100 million or so more men than women. Big war.
Posted by: Warwick | 2006-02-28 8:17:51 AM
To be honest, if this is the best anti-Americanism San Francisco can muster up, then I am not too impressed. :-|
Posted by: Dishwasher | 2006-02-28 9:13:53 AM
I think the point was to say that the US (as well as the rest of the west) is selling out its own interests.
When Lenin stated that capitalists would sell you the rope to hang you with, this video appended the idea that the rope would be made in China.
Posted by: Warwick | 2006-02-28 9:20:28 AM
Warwick,
Not only is the rope made in China they'll hold on to it for you while you jump...
I have to agree about the WAR issue too, any nation with a surplus of males also has a surplus of aggression, even if it does keep them too busy making pipe all day long...
And don't anybody think that Canada is somehow immune or different, most of the stuff sitting on my desk is labeled Made in China... This film kind of scares me --which I think is the point, our attitude towards labour type work in Canada/USA is horrible and ultimately self-defeating China won't have to attack us, they'll just have to stop shipping to us and the economy over here will collapse.
Posted by: Daniel | 2006-02-28 11:55:02 AM
China may be making the rope which we hang ourselves with ; we don`t necessarily have to use it for a hanging. what are they going to do with all those worthless US dollars and bonds , in a few years when the roof collapses from the weight of all that useless paper ? They will have a vested interest in keeping the whole scheme operating , in order to allow their paper to retain some value . If the point arrives where they own half of America , I suppose that we [ the US ] would end up nationalizing the assets , declare insolvency where a ' new 'made in the US communist state , would create a new currency and start over again. Then they could heat their homes with all that paper and we can melt down our aging Chinese fridges and trade the scrap iron back to them for shoes . If they don`t like it , we threaten another war and wait them out.
Posted by: Mr, moto | 2006-02-28 1:39:34 PM
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