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Saturday, January 21, 2006
Your punchline here
So Paul Martin, Kim Campbell, Joe Clark and John Turner meet in a bar to brag about their, err, accomplishments as Prime Minister .....
Well, okay, I don't really have a good punch line to offer but during Martin's last few minutes of fame he ought to be ruthlessly mocked as he joins that list of underachievers.
Feel free to finish the joke in the comments.
Posted by Kevin Jaeger on January 21, 2006 in Humour | Permalink
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So Paul Martin, Kim Campbell, Joe Clark and John Turner meet in a bar to brag about their, err, accomplishments as Prime Minister.
Kim Campbell said "I will always be remembered as the first ever woman Prime Minister".
Joe Clark said "I will always be remembered as the youngest ever Prime Minister"
Paul Martin said "I will always be remembered as the guy who almost destroyed the Liberal Party."
John Turner looked positively depressed. "But that's what I was remembered for. Now no one will remember me at all."
Posted by: Patrick | 2006-01-21 2:25:09 PM
Uh, I think we have a winner. Well done, Patrick.
Posted by: Scott | 2006-01-21 2:42:32 PM
So Paul Martin, Kim Campbell, Joe Clark and John Turner meet in a bar to brag about their, err, accomplishments as Prime Minister .....
Joe Clark said "I would have been the greatest if not for that back-stabbing Brian Mulroney!"
John Turner said "I would have been the greatest if not for that fast-talking Brian Mulroney!"
Kim Campbell said "I would have been the greatest if not for that awful legacy left to me by Brian Mulroney!"
Paul Martin said "Well fundamentally, I was the greatest thanks to the Free Trade Agreement and GST that I brought in!"
Posted by: Daryl | 2006-01-21 4:10:22 PM
and the room was quiet
Posted by: wallyj | 2006-01-21 4:29:50 PM
Kim Campbell: I lost the election to a guy from Quebec
Joe Clark: I lost the election to a guy from Quebec
John Turner: I lost the election to a guy from Quebec
Paul Martin: I lost the election to a guy from Alberta. I lost the voters to a blogger from Saskatchewan. I lost the press to a journo from Toronto. I lost federalism to a guy from the Bloc.
Clearly, I take full responsibility for what has happened.
Posted by: Plato's Stepchild | 2006-01-21 6:13:29 PM
Kim Campbell: I lost the election because I wouldn't discuss issues.
Joe Clark: I lost the election because I had no issues.
John Turner: I lost the election because a woman took issue.
Paul Martin: I'm loosing the election because I'm the issue.
Posted by: River Rat | 2006-01-21 10:02:10 PM
Kim Campbell: I said that elections were no time to discuss policies.
Joe Clark: Who?
John Turner: I said I didn't have a choice.
Paul Martin: Let me tell you, fundamentally, the fact is, the vast majority of Canadians believe in Liberal values, including the Charter, which protects minorities from the oppression of the majority.
Posted by: Richard Ball | 2006-01-21 10:22:30 PM
And Joe Clark says " I'm glad all ten of us could make it."
Posted by: Dave Huff | 2006-01-21 10:38:22 PM
So Paul Martin, Kim Campbell, Joe Clark and John Turner meet in a bar to brag about their, err, accomplishments as Prime Minister.
Kim Campbell said "I will always be remembered for my cheeky bare shouldered photo behind the robes of office, when I was still Justice Minister.”
Joe Clark said "I will always be remembered for losing my luggage when on my first trip as Prime Minister.”
John Turner said "I will always be remembered for patting Iona Campagnolo’s bum.”
Paul Martin said “I will always be remembered for being the wealthiest Canadian Prime Minister with the largest collection of ships with different flags.
I also perfected my Howard Dean impersonations during the 2006 election.”
Posted by: Joseph molnar | 2006-01-21 10:40:20 PM
well it's down to the wire does any one doubt that paulie would strip naked paint himself beige stick a 2x4 between his ample buttocks and lead the "gay pride parade" screeching lick me I'm a fudgesickle if he could get just one more vote .......how very sad and pathetic... and representive of liberano values..... vote em out people.
cheers Bubba
Posted by: bubba | 2006-01-22 12:14:03 AM
This is so fun I just had to do it again.
Kim Campbell: I lost the election because I believed in myself.
Joe Clark: I lost the election because I couldn't believe the numbers.
John Turner: I lost the election because, "seeing is believing but feeling's the naked truth".
Paul Martin: I lost the election because I believe in saying "I do" to another man.
Posted by: River Rat | 2006-01-22 7:08:38 AM
So Paul Martin, Kim Campbell, Joe Clark and John Turner meet in a bar to brag about their, err, accomplishments as Prime Minister.
Well, says Paul Martin, to no-one in particular. Clearly, this proves the greatness of my legacy. I was in office longer than every other Prime Minister in this room!
Posted by: Eric | 2006-01-22 2:29:29 PM
So Paul Martin, Kim Campbell, Joe Clark and John Turner meet in a bar to brag about their, err, accomplishments as Prime Minister.
Well, says Paul Martin, Clearly, this proves the greatness of my legacy. I was in office longer than every other Prime Minister in this room!
Posted by: Eric | 2006-01-22 2:32:33 PM
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