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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
72 Chippendale's Dancers?
You know, I've been thinking about these female Islamist nutjobs who blow themselves, and others (or at least try to), up. And I was wondering -- what do they get when they go to Paradise? Do they get, say, 72 male virgins? And would that really be a reward for your average girl? That would be the last thing I'd want to deal with. Do they get 72 baklava chefs? That would be good! Or how about 72 Chippendale's dancers? Nah, not much of a reward there -- a bunch of vain, sculpted men prancing about. How about 72 personal shoppers from Bloomingdale's with an unlimited budget? Now that sounds like a reward...for me. But would it be a reward for a woman who thinks wearing a burqa is a grand idea?
Any other ideas? And is there actually an answer to this? I would truly like to know. Do Islamofascist women get rewards in heaven for being barbaric? Any Islamic scholars out there? Please advise.
Cross-posted at Wonkitties.
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It's a messed up religion. Maybe the get to be one of the 72 virgins.
Posted by: RightGirl | 2005-12-21 8:30:08 AM
Promises, promises,Maybe like Rosie O'donnel in a movie I recall from a few years ago, a young stud offers to fufill her wildest fantasy......she tells him ok...paint my house. now this was boy's and grrrils prior to Rosie coming out of the closet but then that's Hollywood>
Posted by: bubba | 2005-12-21 10:06:19 AM
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Posted by: Plato's Stepchild | 2005-12-21 10:20:14 AM
The don't have to have sex with Muslim men anymore.
Seriously, I believe this question may be answered by referring to the Albert Brooks movie "Defending Your Life" about what happens when you die -- you have to defend your life adn that determines where you go.
One of the other characters, played by Meryl Streep, spends all her free time eating anything she wants. Sounds like paradise to me!
Posted by: Joan Tintor | 2005-12-21 10:20:25 AM
Maybe they are lesbians.That way the virgin thing still works.My question is ,why would they want someone from Virginia ?
Posted by: rob | 2005-12-21 3:23:48 PM
They get their clitoris back then line up with the other 71.
That's enough reward for a mere woman in their culture isn't it?
Posted by: Duke | 2005-12-21 5:56:43 PM
It should be noted that there is a crisis in the virgin supply .. it's dealt with here
Posted by: Duke | 2005-12-21 6:00:25 PM
I liked what Dennis Miller said about the 72 virgins.
"The first half dozen virgins are fine, but after that, you need to get a pro."
Posted by: Greg outside Dallas | 2005-12-21 8:29:45 PM
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