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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

How many Moore?

Filmmaker Michael Moore packed up his bags and crew and headed out from Florida for Ohio, which like an augur Florida Governor Jeb Bush took as a sign that things went smoothly in his state. This bird has flown.

I suspect Moore is secretly happy at the election's outcome because it means he has "Four Moore Years!" to make a couple of conspiracy mockumentaries. Might I recommend an old Neil Young song for the soundtrack of the next one?

SCENE: Outside the Arrivals area of the Cleveland airport. It is raining. Our man of the people, looking tired but determined, hails a taxi. [Note: Essential to show him carrying his own bags--reshoot is necessary.] As he gets in, the opening guitar lick from "Ohio" is heard.

CUT TO: Office, Cuyahoga County Board of Elections, ambient crowd noise.

MOORE: "I'm here as a citizen to stand up for the right to vote."

Hey, this stuff writes itself!

Posted by Kevin Steel on November 3, 2004 in Film | Permalink


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My thoughts exactly Kevin. New lyric? "You're dead in O-Hi-O..."

Posted by: Kathy Shaidle | 2004-11-03 9:18:59 AM

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